August 13, 2007 6:03 PM
In case anyone wonders what really turns women on
Someone sent me these - from a book called P*rn for Women. Absolutely hilarious - and evidently the authors thought of a whole bunch more since there's a book full of them here.
Comments
Oh dear, that is TOO funny. I may have to get that book.
Posted by: Janet | August 13, 2007 6:20 PM
That's hilarious! I can't believe it actually got some negative reviews on Amazon!
Posted by: Michelle Potter | August 13, 2007 6:33 PM
...tyring to catch my breath. That was so funny!
Posted by: Miriam | August 13, 2007 6:46 PM
After seeing that man with the vacuum I can't think straight and I'm all flustered.
Posted by: Marie | August 13, 2007 7:21 PM
Absolutely hilarious--and my husband agrees!
Posted by: Heather | August 13, 2007 7:43 PM
Barbara,
If men really understood these truths, it would revolutionize marriage as we know it!
My daughter bought me a "Mr. Wonderful" doll a couple of years ago. He says things like,
"Couldn't I just go with you to the mall and carry your bags?"
"Of course, that dress doesn't make you look fat! How could anything make you look fat?"
and "Couldn't your mother stay another two weeks?"
Mr. Wonderful looks just like my husband, too. We call him Mike's mentor!
Posted by: Elizabeth | August 13, 2007 8:16 PM
Who needs that book when I'm blessed with a husband who already does all of that, except the shoe shopping! But that is A OK since I get all the rest!
Posted by: Sara | August 13, 2007 9:26 PM
Too funny!!
Posted by: Laura @ Laura Williams' Musings | August 13, 2007 11:06 PM
LOL! that is hilarious!
Posted by: kristy | August 14, 2007 2:59 AM
OMGosh!! That's wonderful!
Posted by: Sabrina | August 14, 2007 1:24 PM
Is that all we are to you? Domestic objects? I'm deeply offended.
Posted by: Doug Brown | August 14, 2007 1:25 PM
Oh my, oh my, that is tooo funny!
You know what my husband does? He takes me shoe shopping! Every mothers day and birthday, I get a new pair of shoes. Maybe that's why my heart goes pitter-pat when I look at him. :D
Posted by: Margaret | August 14, 2007 2:41 PM
What is that man doing with that thing on the cover of the book? It seems grossly unnatural.
Posted by: Richard Crawford | August 14, 2007 5:13 PM
Some of us already know how to treat a woman... I take out the garbage all the time AND scoop the cat litter (her cats, btw, not mine).
Posted by: Marty | August 14, 2007 6:16 PM
Oh my word...how funny!
Nell
Posted by: casual friday everyday | August 14, 2007 9:09 PM
Those poor exploited men, driven to posing in such demeaning fashion, just for money. It breaks my heart.. let's take up a collection and get them some drinking money. They're going to need it.
Posted by: Scott | August 17, 2007 6:48 PM
I'm surprised that no one has pointed out the subtle misogyny here. I mean, sure, it's a joke, but it also implies that this is what should be arousing to women. Freedom from housework. Not, you know, sex.
Posted by: Gregory Weir | August 24, 2007 6:49 PM
